Monday, April 26, 2010

happy birthday, lover boy

Today is Bruce's 28th birthday! Hooray for Bruce! Because today belongs to him (oh, and my bestest friend, Emily {happy birthday, em!!}) I thought I'd list 28 things about Bruce you may not know.....here we go:
1. He snores....LOUD.
2. He never fails to find the most boring program on TV and watches the entire thing...whether it's about dinosaurs, knitting, growing basil - you name it, he'll watch it.
3. He makes the best mashed potatoes ever.
4. When he was a teenager, he would sneak out in the wee hours of the morning....and never got caught.
5. While doing the above mentioned, he and his buddy would steal golf carts from the golf course and go riding around the course...and never got caught.

6. He bathes all three girls every night. He loves it and so do they.

7. I overheard him singing Madonna's 'Like A Virgin' to them tonight during bathtime. Nice.

8. He crinkles his nose when he laughs. All three girls do the same. I love this.

9. He always eats breakfast.

10. He likes the movie, "Barbie: A Mermaid Tale" and is more than happy to sit and watch it with the little girls.

11. He is fluent in Spanish.
12. Bruce doesn't so much care to eat candy.

13. It doesn't bother him if he hasn't showered for a few days.
14. It doesn't bother him if he wears already-worn-and-not-washed-yet undies.
15. He loves to BBQ and is great at it.
16. He sometimes pretends he is an interpretive dancer and makes us giggle at his super great dance moves.
17. He loves the mountains.
18. He is in incredible shape.
19. He's a hottie-with-a-body as a result of number 18.
20. He reads his scriptures in Spanish.
21. When he was a teenager, he went around smashing people's Halloween pumpkins.
22. Bruce is an extremely loyal friend.

23. He loves to cycle. He rides his bike to and from work everyday (it's not close). In fact, he got hit by a car on his bike a couple months ago and still loves cycling.
24. He is a fish. Loves the water.
25. Bruce takes the older two girls out almost every Saturday morning for a date.
26. Goes above-and-beyond as the Young Men's President at church. He loves those boys and works hard for them.
27. Bruce is a fantastic Daddy.
28. He doesn't brush his teeth first thing in the morning.
We love you, Bruce/Daddy! You are the best in the world!
You make us so happy.

4 comments:

janelle stubbs said...

HE DOESN'T BRUSH HIS TEETH IN THE MORNING??!!!! I hope that he does it after breakfast or something!! Do I need to smack it into him the result of this? other than morning butt breath lingering all day?
Good post mandy.funny. :)

bruce h. said...

Come on Janelle. Have a little faith. Who likes tooth paste and OJ taste. Yuck. After breakfast always.

La Belle Belge said...

Hi Mandy, I actually read the whole thing--only because you wrote it :-). It is pretty funny and endearing... Happy belated birthday to youngster Bruce :-).

Oklahoma Running Mom said...

Happy B-day Bruce!